Most Christians Are Retarded, part 8
Back in my MySpace blogging days, I had this ongoing series where I was trying to collect all the things that crossed my desktop featuring Christians being insanely stupid online. The standard Kirk Cameron videos were there, along with some amazing skits off of GodTube, and things like that.
For a while, J. and I were talking about starting a full Most Christians Are Retarded blog (so we could really face the fury and backlash of the Palin voters in this country), but then life kept moving fast, J. moved to Brazil, and just last week that domain name expired.
J., we might need to get that going again, because this latest find, THE RENEWED MIND IS THE KEY, needs to be seen by as many people as humanly possible. Nonsensical lyrics, choreography based on synchronized swimming, and then at around the two minute mark, absolute gold.
The Way International didn’t want to let bloggers embed their videos and spread their own version of god’s word too virally, so you have to actually click on this link to watch the video. Do it. Now.
September 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Um. Yeah. I forgot to tell godaddy “no” and they just billed my credit card. So, we have mostchristiansareretarded.com for another year.
September 25, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I want to say first that this is why the Soup is awesome, because it brought this clip into my life, before you did Henri! Oooh, snap.
I also continue to insist that a blog called Many American Christians are Retarded would be more accurate.
September 26, 2008 at 12:19 am
I’m gonna go ahead and put in my official vote for MOST christians.
MANY christians have serious doubts about their faith, so aren’t quite retarded. But most? yeah.. most are just a step away from really appreciating a video like this, if not making it themselves.
October 9, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Could this be the next generation of being Rick Roll’d?
February 15, 2009 at 3:39 am
I’m for MOST CHRISTIANS ARE RETARDED…. Its obvious that anyone who subscribes to an idea of god as in the bible has no critical thinking, and a very low IQ, thus is a retard!
February 15, 2009 at 3:43 am
also, Many (if not most) Americams are Retarded, chistianity made them this way….
February 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I ve been living in US now fo 9 years and yeah f ing retards. The stuff they say man I dont know where to begin. No logical thinking person belives this stuff. Without logic you are retarded.
March 17, 2009 at 6:44 pm
lmao, this shit is hilarious, and yes, without logic you are a retard.